Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Step 6: Lie Always

I didn't feel like going to class last night or this morning, so I didn't. But rather than just not go and ask someone else what happened in the class, I feel the need to email my professors with extravagant lies. These lies include but are not limited to: non-stop vomit, death of a family member, sister was arrested, I was in involved in a car accident, etc.

Yesterday, I missed class and told my professors I was sick. And my lie was so convincing, that I even convinced myself I was sick. And now I am either such a slave to my lies that I force myself to make them become truths or I just happened to get sick. But I am going to go with the former, the slave option.

In short: lie.

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