Step 5: Hate Nancy

Nancy is a young, peppy, blond with bad skin who goes to BYU that I work with. She believes that making out with someone means that you hug them for an extending period of time. She is lazy and too incompetent to complete even the simplest tasks. Nancy has not been fired yet because her uncle is my boss's boss. Otherwise, she would have been fired after her first day. If I am subjected to even one more shift with Nancy, I am going to gouge my eyes out.