What. In. The. Hell.
Every single time a guy hits on me, he is foreign. Which is not a bad thing...I like other countries just as much as the next guy; in fact, I probably like them more. But, I just don't get why the only men who EVER think I am attractive have a thick accent and have only been living in the US for a short time.
I have three theories:
1. Men from other countries appreciate a nice healthy butt (a nice way of saying an enormous rear end...which I have).
2. Men who are checking me out are new to America and are thus attracted to ANYTHING American including Hilary Clinton, obesity, diet pop, littering, western movies, the "NOW" CD's, and Nickelodeon.
3. Men who are fresh off the boat think I am a catch because they have lived in America for such a short time that they have not yet seen the full spectrum of what the female American has to offer.
Whatever the actual reason may be, I would like to know why native English speakers can't ask a girl out once in a while!
PS - To all of my foreign admirers out there- broken English + poorly executed pick up lines + plus taking my picture when I'm not looking (yes, that really did happen. Today. Twice by the same man.) does not really win me over.
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what's wrong with western movies???
ReplyDeleteJo- what's not wrong with wester movies . . . are you going to start sticking up for "NOW" CD's, too?
ReplyDeleteAND Liz- I can't believe that guy was taking pictures of you- what a creep!