Say things like:
I'd rather put nails in my eyes.
I'll die first.
There's a bajillion people in here.
The temperature outside is negative fifty million.
I'll only ever love a Jew.
This whole state smells.
Christmas is for lunatics.
My life is over after that christmas card.
I don't own any good movies (books, clothes, etc.).
I'll never eat leftovers or camp food.
We live in two different worlds.
I am Harry Potter.
My arm fell off.
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ReplyDeleteAll of these things are the main reasons why I love you!!!!
You make my life.
i've been reading your blog. i DEF could be you. i got tons of this crap dizz-oouwn. ps i love you. like the movie.
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