I'm back in school and learning all kinds of meaningless things.  In my electronic writing class, we are learning how to use final cut pro.  I made my first movie in just a shade under an hour.  We had to write Haikus and then find images on Google to accompany the poems.  Then I photoshopped my pictures a bit (aka I clicked random things in Photoshop-- because I don't know what any of it means-- until something I liked happened).  It's all very high tech. Only master's of English like me can do this sort of thing.
So Hollywood, can you please give me my mil now so I can quit school and start watching Netflix full time?
Here's the masterpiece:

dude. I. LOVE. THIS. you know i do.
ReplyDeleteDo you have an Oscar speech prepared... you're going to need it!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not kidding...